Before the Wine

A repeat of my October 2012 Blog

I grew up during a period of time when jugs of table wine were, and still are, a part of the Italian-American culture, dry red wine that kids were allowed to sample and rarely wanted more. In fact, I was an adult before I sipped my first glass of bottled wine—white, sweet, and served over ice of all things, to which my mother raised her brow in disapproval when I described the abomination to her. As for the wine gracing my grandma’s table, it never occurred to me that the early phases of winemaking started with quality grapes, appropriate equipment, and the eventual harvest.

Of course, Hubby D knew all about the particulars, better yet his Uncle J, because they had experienced it firsthand on the family farm, its vineyards heavy with concord grapes imported from California, its basement equipped with gigantic vats for creating the home brew. And what D and Uncle J described in great detail to me became an integral part of my Italian/American saga, The Family Angel, an excerpt of which I’ve included below.

The year is 1929, the beginning of The Great Depression and the height of Prohibition, its demise still a few years away. Immigrant bootlegger Carlo Baggio and his brother Jake, whose reckless choices got both of them run out of Chicago, are now busting their butts mining coal in Southern Illinois, along with another immigrant, Mario, who with his wife Irene owns the boarding house where they all live under the same roof.

The Roselli Farm, St. Gregory, Illinois

Earlier that year Carlo and Jake had spent long hours with Mario and Irene, working side by side to plant a large vegetable garden of lettuces, spinach, zucchini, squash, eggplant, potatoes, corn, and tomatoes. By summer the resulting harvest proved so plentiful that Irene opened a vegetable stand and sold what they couldn’t eat fresh or put up for the winter. Besides the garden, a healthy vineyard that Irene’s parents had established years before stretched in long rows down one side of their five acres. Mario expected a bumper crop in September, red and white grapes he would press into fine table wines, a nice addition to the ample supply stored in his cellar.

One evening Carlo, Jake, Mario, and Irene sat around the kitchen table, playing pinochle to take their minds off the 90-degree temperature that should have let up when the sun went down.

“Well, I’m out,” said Irene as she folded her cards. “Looks like another win for Jake.”

Jake swept his hands over the coins. “Hell, with money so tight even forty cents makes me feel rich.”

“We may not have much money but we sure eat and drink well,” Mario grumbled. “I never thought it would come to this. Too many mines, too many miners: that’s what the newspapers say. There’s plenty of coal waiting to be mined and now the country don’t need it.” He poured more wine for himself and passed the jug. “So, Carlo, whadaya say, any ideas how we can make some extra dough?”

“We’re looking at it.” Carlo poured to the level of his three fingers. He took in the aroma and held up the glass to admire the wine’s color and clarity. “I say, sell your wine to Benny Drummond. What he can’t bootleg in St. Louis, he’ll sell on the Illinois side. This vino rosa beats any that Pete Venuta supplies.”

“No shit.” Jake held up the bottle Carlo had passed to him. “So that’s how Pete bought his new truck.”

Carlo took a sip, smacked his lips “Hell, Pete does more than bootleg cheap wine. He waters down whiskey and makes his own hooch.”

“Hooch?” Irene asked. “What’s hooch?”

“Christo, where you been all these years?” Mario said. “Carlo means bootleg whiskey.”

“Well I don’t like this talk about bootlegging.” She stood, walked behind Mario, and pressed her fingers into his shoulder. “And you know better. Bootlegging is against the law.”

“Well, it’s still a free country and just talking about bootlegging ain’t against the law. Besides, it’s a dumb law that nobody follows.” Mario ignored her massage as he directed his words to Jake and Carlo. “I say it’s worth a try. We already have a head start in the cellar. Jake, about the Drummond fella: how ‘bout asking Pete to put us in touch him.”

“You don’t know about Benny Drummond?” Irene applied more pressure with her fingers. “For god sake, he’s one of the biggest gangsters in all of Southern Illinois, maybe the entire state.

Mario reached over his shoulder and patted Irene’s hand. “A few inquiries can’t hurt. It makes sense; this wine as good as ours should be worth something to those less fortunate.” He opened his palms into a shrug. “So we make a little money.”

Irene threw up her hands. “You won’t make much with that dinky set-up downstairs. Just remember this: if you make wine to sell, the government says it’s illegal. And that makes the three of you bootleggers too.”

“Irene, honey, we’re talking small potatoes.”

She stomped out, banging the screen door in her wake.

Carlo leaned over his elbows. “You know, Mario, Irene’s right about one thing: your setup, it’s way too small. Jake and I could help you build a bigger one, like what our parents had back home, with vats and barrels taking up the whole cellar.”

“Sounds like more than I can handle. If you and Jake help me all the way, I’ll give each of you part of the profits.”

“No shit?” Jake said. “You’d do that for us, even though we don’t share the same blood.”

“Blood ain’t everything and so what if I don’t make a killing the first go-around. I ain’t up to messing with this by myself.”

Just the words Carlo wanted to hear. He could almost smell the ripe grapes, taste the infant wine, and revel in its maturity.

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Over the next ten days the three men worked as a team, digging out two more feet of dirt from the cellar floor and then carting it in wheelbarrows to feed the gullies located at the far side of the Roselli acreage. After leveling out the floor to a smooth finish, they bitched and cussed and nearly came to blows but still managed to construct a gigantic wooden vat called the latina. It measured eight feet deep by ten feet across and occupied an entire corner. By that time Mario was calling Jake and Carlo partners; they regarded him as their older brother. Next, they installed a galvanized metal trough from the cellar window directly into the vat, which was accessible by way of a wooden ladder on the floor. In the opposite corner they built a second vat, smaller at one hundred gallons but just right for fermenting white grapes as good as the purple but not as plentiful.

Six weeks later the grapes were ready for picking, a crop so prolific Mario enlisted some trustworthy helpers, a dozen miners and for the most part, Italians. His friends readily agreed to work in exchange for all the cheap beer, good wine, and home cooking they could consume during harvest day. At six o’clock on Saturday morning he stood at the end of the driveway and greeted each man with a shot of whiskey and a slap on the back. As soon as the dew lifted in the vineyard, Mario lined up his workers on both sides of long arbors filled with firm, luscious, reddish purple grapes. Using their favorite knives honed to fine, sharp edges, the volunteers severed the fruit clusters from their vines and tossed them into bushel baskets. Mario and Carlo lugged the first of the filled baskets onto a horse-drawn sled and circled around to the outside cellar window where Jake waited with a grin on his face.

“What a sight,” he said, rolling his tongue over his lips. “Already I can taste the vino rosa.”

“And the money,” Carlo added.

Mario unloaded the remaining baskets, Jake dumped grapes into the grinder connected to the trough, and Carlo cranked the handle, rotating the four rollers inside to crush the fruit. Juice and pulp poured from the trough into the vat, its bottom lined with straw that served as a filtering agent. While Jake and Carlo were getting more grapes, Mario went down to the cellar. He wrapped string around a straw bundle, and pushed it into the spigot of the vat.

“Whatcha doing that for?” cracked a youthful voice. Sammy Falio stepped out from the shadows of the cellar.

“When the moon is full and clear, I’m gonna pull this out to check on the fermentation,” Mario said. “Now, here’s a question for you.”

“Yeah?” Sammy asked, the fat cheeks of his round face overtaking his eyes.

“What’re you doing down here when I gave you the best job up there?” Mario pointed to the stairs. “Now get a move on before my thirsty workers start griping.”

Sammy hurried up the cellar steps and into the morning sun. He had a knack for ducking work whenever he could but had begged for the coveted job of keeping the workers supplied with buckets of beer. Using Tony’s little red wagon, he started lugging buckets back and forth. By ten o’clock the beer was lagging and so was Sammy. Mario found him barfing behind a tree so he alternated the beer distributor’s job between two of the thirstier miners, and Margherita sent Sammy to bed.

While the men were busy with the grapes, Margareta helped Irene prepare lunch: fried chicken, beef stew, pork salsiccia, polenta baked with cheese, risotto, garden-fresh spinach and hard cooked eggs laced with vinegar and olive oil, firm, sweet sliced tomatoes, crusty fried eggplant, and a mix of tuna, cannellini beans, celery, and onions with more vinegar and olive oil. Margherita’s specialty was frituro dusa, creamy pudding dumped in a pan to set firm before cutting it into diamond shapes that were rolled in cracker crumbs and fried in equal parts of butter and oil.

Five hours after the harvest began, all the grapes, including the whites, had been picked, transported, heaved, and ground into the vat to begin the fermentation process. The men lined up at the outside pump, using lava soup to scrub purple stain from hands already stained with coal. Those who couldn’t wait for the outhouse hurried behind the barn to piss away their beer. When order seemed restored, Irene nodded to Tony and Frankie. Together they clanged the bell and yelled, “Mangiamo, mangiamo!”

Sitting at sawhorse tables under the shade of Linden trees, the harvest workers devoured the bountiful spread, washing mouthfuls down with jugs of wine and more buckets of beer. When they had their fill of food but not of drinks, the men remained at the table to bend their elbows and chew the fat. After the stories turned stale, Leo Gotti brought out his guitar and strummed the familiar songs of his youth. Thirty minutes of singing and little else brought Moon Sabino to his feet.

“Dammit, Leo. What you trying to do—send us back to the Old Country.”

“Hells bells, Moon. Ain’t it time you went back?” bellowed Rooster Williams. “How many years you been telling us about that little filly waiting in Italy? She’ll be too old to trot by the time you’re ready to mount her.”

“Christo, look who’s talking. I don’t see no ring attached to your nose.”

“No, and you ain’t about to either. As it says in the Old Testament, God meant for certain men to please more than one woman. And I’m one of the chosen.” Rooster paused to raid his mind for a good yarn. “I ever tell you ‘bout my Uncle Jeb?”

“Not that I recall,” Amos Carter said, setting up the story.

“Well, sir, according to Uncle Jeb, Beelzebub stuck him with the meanest, ugliest old lady this side of the Mississippi. That would be Aunt Oma. Uncle Jeb always said he couldn’t stand the sight of the bitch, although some thought he might’ve exaggerated a bit. Well, sir, one day she sent him to the drugstore for her spring tonic. On the way back Uncle Jeb poured out half the tonic. The old fart peed in the bottle to fill it up again. Lemme tell you, Aunt Oma done away with that special potion in three days time, said it were the best she ever drunk. After that, she couldn’t keep her hands off poor Uncle Jeb.”

“Come on, Rooster. That’s pure disgusting.”

“You better believe it was. Poor Uncle Jeb like to never got over that ungodly smell oozing from the pores of Aunt Oma.”

Rooster slapped his knee and spewed out a spray of beer along with his belly laugh. After that each story got raunchier than the one before. And when the beer went dry and the sun went down, the contented miners went home.

End of excerpt

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A Cringe-worthy Moment

We’ve all had them, right? Those moments in time you’d like to forget and often do until something triggers a non-relatable incident deep within the recesses of your brain. Such was the case recently when Hubby D and I were discussing nothing in particular that drifted into cringe-worthy experiences. Mine, since D hasn’t been cursed with that recollection gene. Nevertheless, here’s one of mine.

Some years ago in my life before that as a writer, I worked in the Central West End of St. Louis and frequented a high-end hair salon whenever the need arose. The stylist-owner who worked his magic on my hair was considered among the city’s best and never failed to send me out the door looking much better than when I came in. How well I recall the salon routine, of first going to the private area to select a protective smock before sitting down in C’s chair. On one particular day I’d skimmed through the variety of colorful smocks, my hand landing on a dark brown that appeared to be a notch above the rest. Not only did the smock match my eyes but it felt good and made me feel special as soon as I put it on over my own top.

Only one other client sat in the salon that morning, an attractive older lady who looked familiar although I couldn’t quite place her. The three of us engaged in a round of salon chitchat about family and the upcoming holidays while C applied streaks of pale blond to highlight my darker blond hair. Then the lady casually commented on the smock I was wearing, how similar it was to one of her favorite blouses; in fact, the blouse she’d worn to the salon that day. Hers had a small hole in the sleeve, near the cuff. Holy crap! So did my smock, only it wasn’t a smock but rather the lady’s blouse. My heart skipped a beat or two. I heard C gasp from where he stood behind me.

After a flurry of apologies on my part, which the lovely lady accepted on her part, I hopped out of the chair and felt my cheeks burning as I made the long walk back to the rack of smocks. My hand shook as I replaced the lady’s brown blouse with a salon smock, also brown.

Not sure who was more mortified—C the owner-stylist or me, the didn’t-have-a-clue offender. Either way, the lovely lady couldn’t have been more gracious when C introduced her as the wife of a former St. Louis mayor, both of whom still served prominent roles as movers and shakers in the city.

Did I ever return to the salon? You bet, many times. One change I did notice: the private area now contained two clothing racks—one for the salon smocks, the other for clients who chose to remove their tops before donning a smock.

So, what about you? Any cringe-worthy moments you’d like to share? Don’t be shy. Let me feel your pain.

 

 

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Cookbooks and More Cookbooks

I tend to cook via trial and error—a little of this, a lot of that—oops, oh well. Not quite what I’d originally planned but, nevertheless, still edible for those hungry enough. In cucina di Loretta (my kitchen) the ingredients in any given dish will vary according to what happens to be in my fridge, freezer, and pantry at any given time, an approach that makes perfect sense to me but drives Hubby D to question my every effort, however great or small. In fairness to him, the man does possess an extensive background in the science of baking technology while I practice the art of home cooking in a creative state of reckless abandon. Yes, it’s all about art vs. science, and since D avoids la cucina whenever possible, I take full responsibility for what comes out of the Giacoletto kitchen.

As for messing with the ingredients, it’s not like I don’t have enough cookbooks from which to find the perfect recipe. In fact my current selection totals sixty-one in number, cookbooks I’ve acquired from bookstores, websites, book fairs, church bazaars, charitable fundraisers, estate sales, and as gifts. Others I inherited from family members. Most precious is The Settlement Cookbook: The Way to a Man’s Heart, 17th edition compiled by Mrs. Simon Kander. It’s the only cookbook I recall my mother ever using. Published in 1928 in Milwaukee, the spine has gone missing and most of its pages are barely attached to the binding. Nevertheless, it’s my go-to book for the candy recipes Mother made every year at Christmas and I attempt about every five years. Those recipes I follow to the letter—old-fashioned fudge and what Mother called divinity but Mrs. Kander listed as seafoam.

The majority of my cookbooks carry Italian themes. The rest are French and American. When the mood hits me, I like to peruse the books, especially those with glossy photographs of finished dishes that mine will never come close to resembling. As for the recipes I rely on most, those I get from an obscene binder stuffed with helter-skelter newspaper clippings, single pages printed from the Internet, and scraps of paper hand-written by generous friends or myself.

And when I’m especially lazy and can’t be bothered with the distraction of too many books to choose from, I Google the Internet for new recipes or old-favorites I will probably change to reflect my style of cooking.

So, what about you? Do you collect cookbooks? Do you follow recipes or change them?

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Bittersweet Memories

“An Italian Wedding” was originally published in 2011 and is one of my favorite blogs about the G family, our cousins who live in the Piemonte Region of Northern Italian. The following year the bride and groom and his parents visited us in America. In 2014 when Hubby D and I returned to Italy, we spent part of our trip with the parents E and L. Our wonderful hosts wined and dined us and introduced us to more family. L, who never stopped smiling, took us shopping. E taught us how to make cheese and helped me research my novel, Regrets To Die For. Before we left, E gave D a copper polenta pot, one he’d crafted by hand. What sweet memories!

And now for the bitter side. Several days ago we received word that E had passed away. Our hearts go out to the G family. Rest in peace, dear E.

“An Italian Wedding”

2011. Last winter a charming cousin D and I met seven years before called from the Piemonte Region of Northern Italy, inviting us to his wedding scheduled for June of this year.

“Impossibile,” we told AG, citing the lousy economy and horrific rate of exchange between the Euro and our U.S. dollar. Still, the conversation ended with a promise that we’d think about attending.

Months later when Daughter was planning her own vacation to Italy, a first for Husband B and two daughters, she made a similar request to D and me. “I know you’ve already seen Rome and Florence a number of times, but how about meeting us in Piemonte for the last leg of our trip? I’d like B and the girls to meet the relatives. Plus there are those you’ve met that I haven’t. This may be our only chance …yada …yada … yada.”

Who could refuse such a request? Certainly not us, her pushover parents, that’s for sure.

After all, Only Daughter had traveled to Italy before either D or me, and later on the Adult Kids trip when she introduced us to relatives she already knew.

So in June while Daughter and family prepared to do their thing in Rome and the Tuscany Region, D and I flew into Milan, taking with us daughter-in-law A and D’s sister. With D behind the wheel of a stick-shift rented Peugeot, we four drove northwest to the Piemonte Region, eventually into the foothills of the Alps, circling seventeen hairpin curves of the Valle Sacre before reaching Santa Elisabetta where our pensione was located—Minichin, our home away from home for the next two weeks (more on this in an upcoming blog). But since I’ve already titled this one, “An Italian Wedding,” let’s fast-forward to the Saturday of AG’s marriage to his lovely bride, M.

“Come to our house at 2 o’clock,” E, the groom’s father, told us. He and D definitely share the same gene pool, however diluted it may have become through the generations. Think boisterous and competitive mixed with a certain bawdiness. Although the wedding wasn’t scheduled to start for another two and a half hours, relatives and special guests gathered under the family’s covered patio for a little something to tide us over: sausages, fruit, cheese, finger-size tidbits, trays of miniature dolce (sweets), wine—rosé, bianco, and sparkling. AG, the groom, wore black and white shoes to compliment his black suit, white shirt, and black vest. Since we last met, he’d added a trim mustache and beard to his movie-star face and couldn’t stop smiling. Neither could his mother, the delightful, fun-loving L who welcomed me with open arms and a series of three kisses to both cheeks, just as she does each time we meet.

Their village of Chiesanuova (new church) has about 200 inhabitants and what we Americans would consider an old church around the corner from the family home. However, the bride and groom raised the bar to a new level: they wanted their marriage performed in a distant church located high above Chiesanuova.

“Follow my brother R,” E told D. So we piled into the Peugeot and embarked on a new series of hairpin curves, climbing higher and higher, the air getting thinner and thinner with each circle until we reached an ancient chapel surrounded by more wedding guests than could ever fit inside the tiny structure. Nor did they expect to, I soon found out. We four Americans, however, were special guests, and took up one pew with little room to spare, while those in the know reveled outside, amidst the cool breezes of late afternoon. The bride could’ve stepped from the pages of Vogue; her attendants too. And most of the guests, when it comes to style, the Italians spare no expense. The wedding started twenty minutes late, without her mother and grandmother, who eventually arrived ten minutes later.

After the ceremony and Mass ended, we followed the party outside. That’s when E hurried over to the wedding car, a forty-year-old restored yellow Fiat now wrapped in toilet paper which he immediately ripped off and then popped the multiple balloons stuffed inside the car. Another hour consisted of photographs, videos, socializing, and taking in the breathtaking view below: a zigzag of medieval villages leading to the main village of Cuorgnè and Locana Valle, its Orco River flowing from the distant Gran Paradiso National Park

“Follow R,” E told us again, this time we thought to the reception in Cuorgnè. But when we’d gone as far as Chiesanuova, the caravan of cars slowed down to a road jam road of cheering people holding up glasses of wine or entire bottles of overflowing bubbly.

“There must be another wedding,” I told D. Nope, these were the guests of A and M, some I recognized from the church, others hadn’t bothered to make the upward journey. D parked the car, and we joined the celebration—more wine, canapés, prosciutto wrapped around a stick, fresh fruit, cheese, pizza—not one repeat from the earlier spread E and L had hosted.

“Don’t eat too much,” E told D an hour later. “We still have the dinner in Cuorgnè.” Er, right … more food, more wine.

Another hour passed before we traveled down the hill to La Primavera, a sit-down affair as elaborate as any I’d attended at the Ritz-Carlton in St. Louis. First stop, the bar—wine, sparkling wine, beer, and more canapés—don’t even think about refusing. No lists of table designations before entering the dining room, instead an array of wine bottles, magnums with the guest names listed on them. We found our names on the Barolo, matched it the Barolo sitting on a table we would share with the bride and groom’s parents. Yes, we felt special. And yes, the menu exceeded our expectations. I won’t bother with the Italian names but here they are in English, each dish served as a separate course although the first three are considered the antipasti.

  1. Veal crude (tartar) with balsamic vinegar. Delicious—ate half, passed the rest to D.
  2. Cured meat with shredded lettuce.
  3. Thin slices of veal, arugula, and arugula pesto—yum!
  4. Risotto—rich and creamy but only took a bite or two.
  5. Lobster ravioli—ate two, could’ve eaten more but was pacing myself.
  6. Lamb with potatoes, zucchini, eggplant—help, can barely manage a bite or two.
  7. Raspberry sorbet to clean the palate. Not mine, I don’t eat raspberries. Pass to D.
  8. Dolce vino, cookies. Skipped the sweet wine, ate one cookie I didn’t need.
  9. Fancy torte. Again, one bite—passed the rest.
  10. Coffee or espresso—laced with grappa. Limoncello? genepe? For me, espresso and Limoncello.

Phew! Even with a bite of this and a bite of that, I was too pooped to pop. But that didn’t stop D from dancing to the DJ music—mostly American. Hello … YMCA with all the right moves. He finally wore down around 12:45 in the morning but still had enough energy to tackle those seventeen hairpin curves back to Minichin, arriving a mere eleven hours after we’d left to attend our first wedding in Italy, an unforgettable affair, if ever there was.

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How High Have You Been?

How high have you been? I’ve been to the top of Switzerland’s Jungfrau Mountain, a total of 11,388 feet. This blog originally appeared on my website back in 2011. It works as well now as it did then since I haven’t climbed any higher. By train or otherwise.

Some years ago during the month of May I found myself in Switzerland with a group of meeting planners, we fortunate guests of the Swiss Government, along with its hospitable tourism bureau and efficient railway system. What better way to travel up the Jungfrau than via a train like none I’d ever ridden before, a cogwheel with cars of polished wood once used by royalty and later for special occasions and special guests. As our train climbed higher and higher, the landscape shifted from fields of alpine wildflowers and chalets perched on the edge of sloping terrain to snow here and there to eventually snow everywhere. Along the way our cogwheel stopped several times, allowing us passengers to disembark and walk around in order to acclimate to the changing altitude known for instigating dizzy spells and debilitating headaches. Near the top of the Jungfrau we stopped again and toured The Ice Palace, a series of glacial rooms filled with elaborate ice sculptures—plants, animals, birds, and furniture—some created by a group of Japanese so impressed with a single ice display area, they were granted permission to add even more.

Back in the resort town of Interlaken, we returned to the Victoria Jungfrau Hotel, one of the grandest properties I’ve ever stayed in. As I recall, it had been built in the 19th century to honor a visit by Queen Victoria, and during our visit the hotel was probably handing out those same original guest room keys. As with many European hotels of that time, and still today, the room keys were fashioned on the order of skeleton keys, the kind that needed to be locked in the hallway when leaving and on returning, inside the room. Oversized and decorated with tassels, the keys were meant for guests to leave at the front desk, whether they planned on staying away for a few hours or the entire day.

Exhausted from the long day I took the elevator to my super deluxe room and once inside, flopped into the nearest chair, one facing a magnificent stone-faced fireplace. I could’ve stayed there all evening but duty called: another wine and dine event sure to equal or exceed the previous four or five. The Swiss do know how to entertain. What better way to get me in the mood than an invigorating shower. The bathroom was large and well-appointed, with heated towel racks and a tub big enough to float Moby Dick. Fortunately for me, it was also equipped with a powerful shower head, my choice for scrub-a-rub-dub. The shower spray had been pelting me for a few minutes and I’d just finished lathering shampoo into my hair when I heard a noise no showering woman ever wants to hear: the unfamiliar voice of a man only a few feet away. My intruder was calling out a name that sounded nothing like mine. And even if it had, I was still in for trouble since I wasn’t sharing my accommodations with anyone. Did I forget to lock my door from the inside? Too late now.

Holy Psycho! No way was I going down like Janet Leigh’s character in that 1960 black and white horror film. Hitchcock splashed chocolate all over the bathtub enclosure, his way of imitating poor Janet’s bloody demise. Stay calm became my immediate mantra. I stuck my lathered head through one end of the shower curtain. There in the doorway stood an elderly gentleman, one I recognized from the meeting planner group. Doing what comes naturally, I addressed him in my most professional demeanor, one adapted from years of customer service. “Can I help you?”

Never have I seen such fear. The poor man’s face turned several shades of red before turning white. “Oh, I’m terribly sorry. I must be in the wrong room,” he muttered, backing over the threshold.

As soon as I heard the hallway door close, I stepped out of the tub and grabbed my towel. Forget the lathered hair, another surprise I didn’t need. Within seconds I located my key and locked the door.

Later that evening when I joined my group for dinner, Mr. Intruder was there with his wife. Neither he nor I spoke of the incident, which leads me to believe he was too shocked to realize the lady with the shampoo-lathered hair was none other than me.

What do you think: Did I ever forget to lock a hotel door again?

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The Eggplants and I

Eggplant, you either love it or not. I still recall the first eggplant I brought home years ago. The purple veggie disappeared from my thoughts until I discovered it weeks later, a moldering mess hidden on an upper shelf by my then-teenage picky-eater son M. Now he eats just about anything, including eggplant.

Recently, my friend and fresh-from-the-garden supplier E passed on to me a supply of eggplants that someone had passed on it her. Not surprisingly, the buck, or in this case, batch, stopped with me. My second batch this season, I might add, most of the first having been sliced horizontally, breaded, and frozen for eventual use in eggplant parmigiana. The rest I sliced vertically, grilled, and then served with a drizzle of Piemontese bagna càuda. Or peeled, diced, and turned into caponata, a dish I found yummy but Hubby D only pretended to like.

This current batch of eggplants had a limited life span, two weeks tops in the fridge without going south. Purple-skinned all; some were oval-shaped, others as round as softballs. After a week of pondering how best to preserve what now had become one more albatross around my neck, I decided on pickling, a process I’d done before with eggplants but couldn’t recall the particulars. Nor, did I have the patience to search my extensive collection of recipes—a three-ring folder filled with hundreds of recipes. Some written on scraps of paper; others cut from newspapers or printed from my laptop on paper waiting for the hole-puncher. Ninety-nine per cent of ideas I’ve never tried but will someday. Or not. Most likely not.

So, I turned to my next and most frequented source, the Internet, and within minutes found Marisa’s recipe for pickled fairy tale eggplant, which, after processing, should keep well on the shelf since it contains no olive oil. In case you’re interested in giving Marisa’s pickled eggplant a shot, here’s the link:

http://foodinjars.com/2013/07/urban-preserving-pickled-fairy-tale-eggplant/

Since I used a different variety of eggplant than Marisa’s, my finished product looks somewhat different but I’m confident it will taste every bit as good, especially after I add a nice touch of extra virgin olive oil to balance out the tartness of red vinegar.

So what about you? Any recipes you’d like to share? Eggplant or otherwise, don’t be shy.

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An Idiotic Trade-off

An excerpt from my yet-to-be-named Book 3 in the Savino Sisters Mystery Series.

Cutting short their Italian holiday due to their uptight mother’s involvement in the murder of one, Dakin Corrigan, was bad enough for Ellen and Margo Savino. But the sisters did not expect the relatives they recently discovered in Italy would follow them to America. Their grandfather soon finds his rightful place in St. Louis but the uncle is another story, having worn out his welcome with school librarian Ellen who values her solitude more than the culinary talents of her guest.

In the words of Margo Savino:

Franco Rosina moved his things into my place on Tuesday, a simple task requiring no more than ten minutes tops. On seeing his new bedroom, twice the size of the one he’d vacated at El’s, Franco declared his approval with a single word and circling of his right thumb and forefinger, “Perfetto!”

Perfect for him, you bet. Not so perfect for me. Whatever had I been thinking, letting El talk me into taking Franco off her hands. Oh right, the idiotic trade-off. I’d agreed to Franco moving into my spare bedroom provided El agreed to accompany me on a Saturday morning jog with Jet Gregson, former girlfriend, among others, to the recently deceased womanizer, Dakin Corrigan.

Hello. Just color me stupid. Sure, El had agreed to the sweat-friendly jog, though with considerable resistance on her part and a bit of arm twisting on mine. My little sis may’ve been short on the athletic genes but she did possess a thorough understanding of her physical limitations, which on that fateful Saturday meant conking out five minutes into what was expected to be a forty-minute run through Forest Park. One, I might add, that left me to suffer the humiliation of a tongue lashing from Jet Gregson, an overachiever I would not have given the time of day had it not been for major crime detectives Winchester and Reardon hounding my mother over the death of Dakin Corrigan, who’d been dating Mom as well as her best friend. Among others, simultaneously. Talk about Soap Opera St. Louis.

Our poor mother, all this business about Dakin’s murder was taking its toll on her. She seemed to have aged five years since El and I cut short our Italian vacation to act as her advisors or, better yet, lend our support to Winchester and Reardan, who hadn’t asked for it, yet. But, of course, they didn’t know the real El and me. During our recent Italian holiday, we’d learn a thing or two about mystery solving. More like unraveling. Not all mysteries were meant to be solved. Or so we’d been told more than once. In Italy, that is. Here in America, those-in-the-know, not necessarily El or me, take a different approach to solving or unwinding or leaving up in the air.

And don’t get me started on the mysteries of life and love and just plain lust.

But in the comfortable confines of my bachelorette pad in Clayton one thing was for sure, Frank Rosina, our recently discovered though still unacknowledged uncle, could cook as well as any imported Italian chef working The Hill. Already I’d gained two pounds in the short time Frank had been guesting with me. At this rate I’d need an entire new wardrobe before his imminent return to Italy. Four or five months max, I so wanted to believe, preferably no more than half of his remaining time living under my roof. Not that he was a bother, more like the company he kept that bothered me. And we are judged by the company we keep, or so my mother always told me. Too bad she hadn’t followed her own advice.

“More pasta?” Franco asked, digging into the oval platter that sat between us.

“Not another bite,” I said, stifling an unladylike burp. “Nor do I have room for dessert.”

“What? But for you I made—”

“Maybe later.” I pushed my chair away from the table and got up.

“About tomorrow night,” he said.

“I’m going out but you’re welcome to invite your lady friend Romaine for dinner.”

He stood, leaned across the table, and kissed one of my cheeks and then the other. “I think Romaine knows more about this Dakin Corrigan than she has told me.”

End of excerpt

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A Little Garlic Between Friends

I will be signing my Italian-American family sagas and mysteries during the Collinsville, Illinois, 2016 Italian Fest at Spirito’s Groceria on Main Street, Fri, Sept 16, 10 to 5; Sat, Sept 17, 10 to 2. And to celebrate this year’s fest, I’m happy to again share my recipe for Bagna Càuda.

Hubby D and I divide our time between a retreat at Lake of the Ozarks and our main residence in Southern Illinois, across the Mississippi from St. Louis in what was once a community dependent on the coal-mining industry, one that attracted most of its immigrant workers from Germany, Lithuania, and in particular the Piemonte region of Northern Italy near the Alps. The mines have been shuttered for years, most of the dedicated miners no longer with us. Their memories, however, live on in the stories they’ve passed on to children and grandchildren: the traditions of family gatherings; transforming harvested grapes into table wines, and preparing mouth-watering dishes for everyday enjoyment. Peasant food fit for kings then, more so now. Polenta, for example, that thrifty cornmeal staple piled high and covered with a sauce to compliment whatever meat has now evolved into delicate two-ounce diamond-shaped servings that grace many a high-end Italian ristorante (note: foreign spelling translates to higher prices).

Which brings me to the infamous, garlic-laden, you-either-hate-it-or-love-it bagna càuda (all together now: bah′-nyah cah′-dah) Not sure about the literal translation but close enough is hot gravy or sauce. This Piemonte classic reigns supreme in many spirited, throw-caution-to-the-wind homes on New Year’s Eve and any other time of the year when the urge cannot be ignored. Not just Italian/American households, others too.

Bagna càuda consists of three main ingredients: garlic, anchovies, and butter. If you don’t like garlic, read no further. If you don’t like anchovies, don’t worry. You won’t even know they’re in the bagna. But if they’re not, what’s the point? Butter—who doesn’t like butter? You could use olive oil, and some people do. Not me. Nor do I use cream because that’s not the way we do it in my family. Speaking of family, bagna is a dish meant to be eaten with family or with very close friends or with a combination of both. Those who don’t partake will not be able to tolerate those who do. Not that day or the next or possibly the next. There’s something about the garlic, the way it seeps into the pores while digesting, the way it lingers in the body, in the kitchen or wherever the cooking took place.

Some weeks ago while spending time at the lake, D and I ran into our old friend R, his equally charming wife M, and their daughter A. Every so often R plays host at his lake house to a lucky group of high school buddies including D. Knowing how much the guys like bagna càuda, I usually send along a container generous enough to allow leftovers for R and the family.

For months we’d been trying to get together with R and M but life kept interfering. And this winter evening that felt more like spring was no exception.

“Come over for supper,” R said.

“We would if we could but we can’t.” Silly me, I’d forgotten to turn off a pot of chicken stock simmering on the stove.

“Go home and take care of it,” M said. “We’ll see you later.”

“But I wanted to bring bagna càuda and making it will take too long.”

“Make it at our house,” R said.

“Better yet, I’ll teach you how to make it.”

“Can I be the sous chef?” their daughter A asked.

“You bet.”

So D and I went back to Casalago (our lake house) turned off the stove, and fed what once was stock to the garbage disposal. We gathered our ingredients, stopped for a few more, and spent a delightful evening with our friends, who now know how to make their own bagna càuda.

Making bagna càuda can be a family affair or a friendly affair. Here’s the recipe I shared that evening—a little garlic between friends.

Bagna Càuda the Loretta Giacoletto Way

(Number of servings varies but this should accommodate an uninhibited twelve.)

Bagna Ingredients

Anchovies: One 28 oz can packed in olive oil.

Garlic: Five large heads (not elephant garlic)

Unsalted Butter: One to ½ pound (four to six sticks)

White wine: Two or three tablespoons

Bagna Preparation

Drain anchovies (reserve olive oil for another use).

Lightly rinse anchovies with water, pat dry, set aside.

Smash garlic heads to separate cloves; smash individual cloves; peel cloves.

Chop peeled garlic cloves in food processor, pulsating until fine.

Or, knock yourself out hand-chopping with your favorite sharp knife.

To Cook (about 45 to 60 minutes)

Start with two sticks of butter.

Melt butter in large skillet on low to medium setting. An electric skillet would be perfect.

Begin adding chopped garlic, a little at the time, reduce heat setting.

Stir, using a wooden spoon (just because) or use your favorite tool.

Garlic should take on a translucent quality. Don’t allow to burn or get too dark.

Keep stirring, add more garlic,

Start adding drained anchovies.

Alternate additional garlic, butter, and anchovies, keep stirring.

Reduce heat if needed.

Add remaining butter, garlic, and anchovies. Keep stirring.

Anchovies and garlic will transform into a loose paste, the ‘meat’ of the dish.

Butter will stay separated from the other ingredients. Keep stirring.

Fragrance bagna creates will reach your ears, nose, and mouth. Enjoy.

Taste test, using a bit of bread or fresh veggie (celery, mushrooms, etc.)

You like? If you don’t now, you never will, which means there’ll be more for everyone else.

Add half the vinegar. Taste again. If needed, add remaining vinegar.

Okay, the bagna is ready. But only if you don’t let it burn.

Meanwhile: the crudités or verdure cruda or raw veggies (All mean the same.)

While you’re making the bagna, somebody else can assemble a large platter of celery, mushrooms, peppers, Chinese or Napa cabbage, whatever fresh veggies are available for dipping and scooping. Marinated veggies might work too, as long as they don’t overpower.

Gotta have bread, lots of bread.

Italian bread, cream bread, French bread—sliced into half-inch portions or any manageable size. Put on a platter or toss on the serving table—it’s the Italian way.

To Serve the Italian way

Place electric skillet on table that has easy access from several sides or all four.

Or transfer bagna from regular skillet to a container that can be kept warm, set on table.

Gather ‘round, everybody.

Dip veggie in bagna with one hand. Remove and with other hand hold bread slice under dipped veggie. Transport to mouth. Insert, careful not to burn roof because this will hurt worse than a first bite of hot cheesy pizza. When bagna soaks your bread slice, eat it and take another.

Every five minutes or so say, “Basta (enough)!” as in step away from the table, folks—you, not me.

Continue process until bug-eyed and reeking with garlic.

CAUTION: Do not double dip—you know who I mean. You with the veggie that’s been in your mouth and now it’s back in the bagna … NO, NO, NO.

And depending on the crowd, if you think sticking your bread in the bagna is okay, don’t be surprised to find the nearest fork stuck in your hand. It’s the Italian way.

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Tomato Sundae, Anyone?

I’ve written before about my friend E, caterer, farmer, and food preservationist extraordinaire who often challenges my ingenuity with summertime gifts of produce that require immediate attention to avoid spoilage. Such was the case several weeks ago when she passed on to me what another friend had passed on to her: twenty-four pints of very small plum tomatoes. What to do with these versatile edibles was not an insurmountable problem but rather a matter of taking time away from my writing. Anything for an excuse, right? Book 3 in my Savino Sisters Mystery Series would have to go on the back burner for a few days. Again.

I had my choice of treating these little red tomatoes as a veggie or as a fruit. But since I’d already stocked my freezer with marinara sauce, I decided to repeat the fruity tomato sauce I’ve made several times in the past. And what a unique dessert it makes, ladled over a scoop of French vanilla ice cream or a slice of creamy cheese cake. Mmmmm … positively delish!

This original recipe for Tomato Preserves was created in 1948 by Ruth P. Casa-Emellos, the director of the New York Times test kitchen. The recipe works just fine as is, although I did change the proportions to accommodate my twenty-four pints (about 12 pounds when cored and peeled).

MY NOTES: At the end of the cooking period, I used my stick emulsion blender to create the sauce consistency I wanted for toppings or to use with cream cheese on bagels. Be generous with lemon slices—they are so-o delicious! CAUTION: If you have to ask how long it takes to turn tomatoes into this delectable sauce, you probably shouldn’t be messing with it. Next time I will skip the peeling of tomato skins and instead use my emulsifier to chop the skins along with the pulp. Seeds be damned; most of them will disappear with help from the emulsifier.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/24/magazine/24food-recipes-1.html?_r=0

From the New York Times Magazine 2008

1948: Tomato Preserves

Recipe is best made with at least 3 pounds of tomatoes. Using level pounds makes the math easier. Buy the smallest plum tomatoes you can find, so you can leave them whole.

Small plum tomatoes

For each pound of cored and peeled tomatoes:

¾ pound sugar

3 cloves

1 stick cinnamon

1 ¼-inch slice peeled ginger

¼ lemon, thinly sliced, seeds discarded.

  1. Select slightly under-ripe tomatoes, preferably the small, pear-shaped ones. Core the tomatoes, then skin them by cutting a shallow X in their rounded end and dipping them in boiling water for 30 seconds. Peel. If the tomatoes are large, slice them in half across the middle and remove their seeds. Weigh the tomatoes, then measure the sugar and spices.
  2. Layer the tomatoes and sugar in a deep, heavy saucepan (enameled cast iron works best). Cover and let stand overnight — no need to refrigerate.
  3. The next day, tie the spices in cheesecloth. Add the spice bag to the tomatoes along with the sliced lemon. Place over medium heat and bring to a simmer. Cook, stirring often, until the tomatoes have become slightly translucent and the syrup is thick and begins to gel. Don’t boil the syrup, or the tomatoes will fall apart. If the tomatoes finish first, remove them from the pan and reduce the syrup over medium-high heat. Remove the spice bag. Meanwhile, sterilize enough jars to accommodate the amount of preserves.
  4. Fill the jars ¾ full with tomatoes and lemons (or save the lemons to eat separately), and cover the tomatoes with syrup. Seal, using your preferred canning method: paraffin or processing.

That’s it, folks. So what about you? Any unusual recipes for tomatoes?

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My Knife Collection

I have this thing about kitchen knives. It began some years ago with a Christmas gift from No. 1 son M and family—a set of Henckel Knives and a hardwood block for storing the knives. Certainly sufficient for my culinary needs, which up until that Christmas had consisted of hand-me-downs and a paring knife or two. My new set included a variety of knives—chef’s, utility, boning, serrated, and paring. They were the basic essentials of any home kitchen, sharp enough that slicing, dicing, and carving became more of a joy than a chore.

Over the ensuing years my collection has grown to include specific knives for the more complicated tasks of butchering, carving, separating, and removing. Some knives only get used on certain occasions. The 14-inch blade, for example, is meant for carving but I find it perfect for scoring and cutting a half-sheet cake. The 10-inch scalloped edge blade slices meat so thin it makes me look like I’ve been carving all my life. Mustn’t forget the two Santoku Japanese knives (one with a ceramic blade that M gave me), also great for slicing and dicing.

And then there’s my smallest knife, a curved bird’s eye peak I use for paring fruits and veggies. That is, when I’m not using one of the paring knives supplied by my catering friend E, so sharp I’ve cut myself more than once without know it. Just thinking about that horror story waiting to be written creeps me out.

Most of my knives have blades made of high carbon stainless steel although some of the older blades are carbon steel. Those hold their sharp edge longer but tend to stain and rust if not wiped clean and oiled before putting away. As for any of the handles, I keep those lubricated too, with a few drops of mineral or canola oil.

Knives wind up in my collection in a variety of ways. Some as gifts, others I catch on sale in the kitchen section of discount stores. The more unusual knives came from my catering friend who inherited a vast assortment from the estate of retired restaurant chef I’d gotten to know. I think he’d be pleased that his knives are still being put to good use.

Regardless of their beginnings or how I acquired them, my knives get treated with the utmost respect. I keep them clean and I keep them sharpened. So sharp I don’t bother using the serrated blades on tomatoes. My thanks to the skilled butchers at my local supermarket that provides a sharpening service at no cost to its customers. Now that’s a deal if ever there was!

Over the years my knives have served me well because I NEVER put them in the dishwasher. Never.

So, whether you’re a serious cook or like me, an okay cook, be good to yourself and invest in a few good knives. You won’t be sorry, I promise.

What about you? Any collections you obsess over?

 

 

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